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  • THEIR BALLS TRIMMER USES CERAMIC BLADES AND A PRECISELY-TUNED MOTOR TO TACKLE THE NAMESAKE AREA, ALTHOUGH IT ALSO WORKS ON THE REST OF YOUR BODY TOO."

  • “THERE IS ONE BODILY AREA WHERE THE BALLS TRIMMER REALLY EXCELS COMPARED TO THE REST – AND YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHERE THAT IS.”

  • "93% OF OUR PANEL REPORTED NO TUGGING OR PULLING, 87% FOUND IT LIVED UP TO ITS CLAIM OF BEING GENTLE ON THEIR SKIN. THE DESIGN MADE IT EASY TO ACCESS HARD-TO-REACH PLACES, LEAVING 87% PROUD OF THEIR FINISH."

  • "YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE TOOLS YOU USE", AND WHEN IT COMES TO GROOMING YOUR GROIN, DROPPING THE METAPHORICAL BALL SHOULD NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED."

  • "SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO NEATEN YOU UP BELOW THE BELT, THIS TRIMMER'S [CERAMIC] BLADE IS REASSURINGLY GENTLE ON YOUR GROIN AND SCROTUM."

Why Balls?

You’ve gone this long without a fancy-schmancy trimmer - why should you choose a BALLS™ Trimmer over what you’ve always done?
  • WE’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET STARTED

  • NO RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

  • 24/7 CUSTOMER SUPPORT

  • AMAZING-LOOKING BALLS!

We're a UK-Based Company

And our tech is UK-based too. Repeat after me:

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What makes it world-class?

Nobody wants a hole in their ballbag, especially on match day. With the BALLS™ Trimmer V2, your balls can be hair-free and ready for kickoff in less time than it takes for Roy Keane to have an argument with his fellow pundits.

6200 RPM MOTOR

Take control of the pace of your ball-trimming game with the BALLS™ Trimmer V2. With a specially designed rechargeable motor, our trimmer won’t be carried off limping any time soon.

Waterproof & Wireless

The BALLS™ Trimmer is wireless, shower-friendly, and rechargeable, meaning you can groom wherever you like. Maybe not on the bus though, eh, lads?

No more groin strain

As any bloke will tell you, bending over to trim the grass on your pitch can be…difficult, and you definitely don’t want to be playing keepy-uppy with a razor down there. Our in-built torch solves all of that, shining a veritable floodlight on those hard-to-reach areas.

SacksafeTM Adjustable Guard & Ceramic Blades

Get ‘yer yards! Think of our SackSafe™ adjustable guards as your own personal ‘keeper. SackSafe™ stops your balls from pulls, nicks and snags and makes sure your 6-yard box stays trim and tidy.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • A shaver that won’t nick me? You’re talking balls!

  • A blade subscription? Really?

  • What are the specs?

  • Can I use the trimmer on my body?

  • Do you offer any warranty?

  • Will my life be changed forever?

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Included:

BALLS™ Trimmer

SackSafe™ Guard

BALLS™ Cradle

Cleaning Brush

Charging Cable

Guiding Groin Light

Quick Start Guide

Free Shipping

BALLS™ Trimmer Vs the rest

Why use a trimmer on your pride and joy? Well, we don’t want to talk badly about other forms of male grooming that aren’t here to defend themselves, but a BALLS™ Trimmer V2 is more hygienic, does a neater job, there’s no pain involved, and you won’t need to worry about bleeding to death every time you use it. Seriously, just check out this comparison chart and then try to tell us that we’re talking balls.

BALLS™ Trimmer Vs the rest BALLS™ Trimmer Vs the rest

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