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  • The best care
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MILLIONS OF HAPPY BALLS!

  • "THEIR BALLS TRIMMER USES CERAMIC BLADES AND A PRECISELY-TUNED MOTOR TO TACKLE THE NAMESAKE AREA, ALTHOUGH IT ALSO WORKS ON THE REST OF YOUR BODY TOO."

  • “There is one bodily area where the Balls Trimmer really excels compared to the rest – and you can probably guess where that is.”

  • "93% of our panel reported no tugging or pulling, 87% found it lived up to its claim of being gentle on their skin. The design made it easy to access hard-to-reach places, leaving 87% proud of their finish."

  • "You're only as good as the tools you use", And when it comes to grooming your groin, dropping the metaphorical ball should never be underestimated."

  • "Specifically designed to neaten you up below the belt, this trimmer's [ceramic] blade is reassuringly gentle on your groin and scrotum."

OH HELLO, BOYS!

The pinnacle of grooming greatness

Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,200RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags. 

The BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.

Designed With
Your Junk In Mind

  • Blades of Glory

    Our goal has always been “No snags on your bags”. Our precision ceramic blades get the job done better than any steel blade ever could.

  • You’re In Control

    With our SafeSack Adjustable Guards, you’re in the driver’s seat. You get to decide exactly how you want your coin purse and man muscle (or, for that matter, your pom pom) to look.

  • Waterproof AF

    Step into the shower with your new friend. Our trimmer makes it easy as pie to incorporate trimming of the tea bags into your routine.

  • Large and In Charge

    A well-crafted mane makes your main event more …. main. Now you can groom where you want, when you want, and how you want. Hold the applause, please. 

Blokes who love
their BALLS (Trimmer)

WE MAKE YOU TALLER

APPEALING

The tower of London stands out when the surrounding bushes have been neatly trimmed.

Considerate

If you can help an old lady across the street, you can clear a path for your partner. 

Hygenic

No one enjoys riding a cramped and smelly tube. Same goes for you.

CONFIDENCE

That quiet inner knowledge that your balls are ace and ready for anything.

Ultimate
Package

For the bloke who needs to impress the old ball and chain with your balls and chain. This is the ultimate in ball-scaping. We’re talking about our bestselling BALLS™ Trimmer, a pair of SackSafe™ Blades to keep you going, and our specially formulated BALLS™ Lotion for the freshest of grooming aftercare.

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Starter
Kit

Your schedule is full, we get it. You want smooth balls and a no-faff grooming routine that keeps you feeling fresh and fly all day long. Simple. That’s why we’ve created the easiest starter kit in the world to get your body and balls on point. Three easy products: there’s really no way you can balls it up.

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Your BALLS Are In Good Hands

We’ll teach
you how
to start

No risk,
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Support

#1 Rated
BALL Shaver
in the UK

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Blokes who love
their BALLS (Trimmer)

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Designed with

Your Junk in Mind

GET TRIMMING

Blades of Glory

Precision, ceramic blades designed to glide through your underbrush

Waterproof AF

Trim wet or dry, however you please, with a tight waterproof casing

SackSafe Guard

Adjustable guard designed to protect from nicks & snags

Powerful Motor

6200rpm motor that won’t quit, easily rechargeable for constant use.

BALLS™ Trimmer V2

£59
£55 Save $4
"BEST TRIMMER I'VE EVER USED!"
"Shoutout to BALLS! Such a clean shave, no scratches, clean on the skin, best trimmer I’ve ever used"

- Anonymous

BALLS™ Trimmer V2

£59
£55 Save $4

PACKAGE INCLUDES

BALLS Trimmer 2.0 - BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags. 

BALLS Blade - To glide through your jungle

SafeSack Adjustable Guards - Any length, without any nicks

Groin Light - Guides you into those difficult areas

6200RPM Motor -  ideally tuned for groin hair

Rechargeable Battery - Shave anywhere

Waterproof & Wireless - Shower - friendly and rechargeable, groom wherever you want

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BALLS™ Ultimate Package

£84
£79 Save $5
"I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF THIS TRIMMER"
"I can say without a doubt the feeling you get from the trimmer and lotion is only comparable to how I'd feel if I found a bar of solid gold in the street"

- FD

BALLS™ Ultimate Package

£84
£79 Save $5

PACKAGE INCLUDES

BALLS Trimmer 2.0 - BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags. 

BALLS Lotion - Cleanser & Deodorizer all in one

2x BALLS Blades - Precision ceramic blades

FREE GIFT

BALLBag - Premium toiletry bag, so your toothbrush and trimmer don't touch!"

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Our BALLS are Popular

WE MAKE YOU TALLER

APPEALING

The tower of London stands out when the surrounding bushes have been neatly trimmed.

CONSIDERATE

If you can help an old lady across the street, you can clear a path for your partner.

HYGENIC

No one enjoys riding a cramped and smelly tube. Same goes for you.

CONFIDENCE

That quiet inner knowledge that your balls are ace and ready for anything.

You're In Control! Choose Your Bundle Every Shipment

Too many blades? Run out of lotion? Simply swap your bundle and replenish your stock!

BALLS™ Duo Pack

BALLS™ Duo Pack

The ultimate kit for smelling and feeling like the dog’s bollocks.

BALLS™ Wash

BALLS™ Wash

Our specially formulated body wash leaves skin feeling deeply cleansed and recharged

BALLS™ Lotion

BALLS™ Lotion

It’s a cleanser and deodorizer all-in-one.

Your BALLS Are In Good Hands

We’ll teach
you how
to start

No risk,
money-back
guarantee

24/7
Customer
Support

#1 Rated
BALL Shaver
in the UK

BUY NOW